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Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)15:27:52 No. DJP579MN [Report]

Hi guys, I just wanted to say thanks to you all - and whoever created this imageboard. I have a ratio issue that has plagued my ego for the entirety the 40 years I have spent on this earth. I am a tall guy (198cm, or 6.5 foot - 99.7th percentile) with a below average penis (12cm or 4.7 inch, 13th percentile). I also have social anxiety and am a "grower". Long story short (ha!): After lots of unsatisfactory and embarrassing sexual encounters, the formation of a (comparably, maybe?) happy family and years of delusions of grandeur - I am here. I just wanted to say thanks. In the words of (the fictional character) Tyrion Lannister: "Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you."

Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)15:29:31 No. YEPTSQ7B [Report]

>>DJP579MN (OP) get in your containment board [pen] consider yourself /spotted/ /gotted/ and /reported/ for evasion chud nice tiny fucking dick btw way LOL

Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)15:30:19 No. EMB61IMR [Report]

>>DJP579MN (OP) are you chinese? where did this post come from?

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Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)15:33:27 No. 58GFH00T [Report]

>>YEPTSQ7B I'm simply a tall man with a small cock, can you say the same imperial?

Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)15:49:00 No. OCE3TB4D [Report]

>>DJP579MN (OP) based and live-your-life-pilled

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