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Can we talk about or favorite jenkem recipes? Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)00:03:23 No. 7V4TP1R0 [Report]

So personally, I like to start by eating a lot of red meat and asparagus the day before, it gets my piss smelling good and ripe, then I take a whole bottle of otc laxatives the next day. whip out the electric mixer, combine the shit and piss and add just a pinch of baker's yeast (not too much or you have a shit bomb) pour into an unwashed empty milk jug and leave to ferment anywhere from a couple weeks to a month (depending on preference) the resulting fumes are ripe enough to send me to the bulk of reality where I have hot feverish sex with pale demon women for what feels like 70 years constructive criticism welcome Im always open to trying out new recipes

Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)00:12:27 No. GA4CCU30 [Report]


Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)01:37:26 No. 5DT2N65N [Report]

keep it

Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)01:51:09 No. OMX0R35J [Report]


Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)01:52:38 No. DRU2D51L [Report]

>>7V4TP1R0 (OP) This is nothing. Never come back.

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Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)23:42:15 No. AHIITJGX [Report]

It still works :whoa:

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Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)23:49:01 No. KM2W4P7B [Report]

>>AHIITJGX (OP) >cunny thread did someone say cunny thread?

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Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)23:31:30 No. N8PUNLA6 [Report]


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Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)00:46:56 No. H8K9VPCP [Report]

smels like upmelvin in here

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Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)01:43:38 No. MKAL988R [Report] >>2SVXHQTI

>>GOQGAYZQ it's called the honour system pal i trust you guys to make [accurate reports] captcha: N0ID

Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)01:46:36 No. OQ1ZL6XG [Report]

>>OXIJF6Q6 au contrail-- it means your [healthy consumer-grade sperm] is being sapped and impurified by HARMFUL MALICIOUS ACTORS

Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)01:48:22 No. P1N7YISN [Report] >>I57CBH7Q

>>H8K9VPCP (OP) excuse me, officer? I'd like to report a melvin in progress

Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)02:10:21 No. 2SVXHQTI [Report]

>>MKAL988R arite pal captcha: ST3R3NT

Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)02:10:55 No. I57CBH7Q [Report]

>>P1N7YISN what a melvin in progress

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Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)03:46:26 No. YYWJZHMJ [Report]

Admin please rename to /fred/ the pedophile pen is now fred

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Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)21:46:44 No. QBL6AKQW [Report] >>VK9GWGB3

>>BYVD0WR3 arite who is the smarty pants go ahead say it

Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)21:52:22 No. VK9GWGB3 [Report] >>DVF62SUQ

>>QBL6AKQW This is noided’s bf Fred.

Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)23:41:03 No. GCQ45EMK [Report] >>0GAER1Y0

>>BYVD0WR3 you're right that wasn't me o_o

Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)00:36:02 No. DVF62SUQ [Report]

>>VK9GWGB3 look behind you

Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)00:36:11 No. 0GAER1Y0 [Report]

>>GCQ45EMK disavow

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Anonymous 06/09/21(Wed)17:16:08 No. XGL2PXLS [Report]

Me on left Pen on right Ruina or Noided in middle

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Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)00:02:35 No. 1A2PGELW [Report] >>PU82B0Y3

>>KDBKEU95 did you feel like a woman successfully?

Anonymous 06/14/21(Mon)07:53:33 No. PU82B0Y3 [Report] >>31B1XKSK

>>1A2PGELW No, but he became a cock-hungry slut

Anonymous 06/14/21(Mon)22:09:18 No. 31B1XKSK [Report] >>9X5KKPBD

>>KDBKEU95 >>PU82B0Y3 who are you elaborate on this (i am rock hard rn)

Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)00:42:43 No. 9X5KKPBD [Report] >>YMA5AZC0


Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)00:50:10 No. YMA5AZC0 [Report]

>>9X5KKPBD I am a certified pussboye. I love pussy and have it all the time

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Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)14:13:26 No. WGJGD2EZ [Report]

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the pleroma pen so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to my timeline I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every post he's ever made online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with pernia. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of pernia's tight spic boipussy. I want her to have my mutant human/central-american assbabies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with her pen. I'd painted it black and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see pernia again.

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Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)22:11:39 No. Y6WTSR0G [Report] >>AEBXZIAK >>F2EUU1AM

>>WGJGD2EZ (OP) thread gay pen is [raped] its sunday boys we're burning down the capital in the morning (I will not elaborate on which one)

Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)22:18:37 No. AEBXZIAK [Report]

>>Y6WTSR0G oh fuck budapest is gon get it!

Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)22:39:41 No. F2EUU1AM [Report] >>HKHW8IEK >>0ZS7TT8L

>>Y6WTSR0G can someone give me a lift i dont feel like walking and i have no other means of transportation no i will not take public transit what am i a peasant

Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)23:36:58 No. HKHW8IEK [Report]

>>F2EUU1AM sure just give your X,Y, and Z coordinates according to the World Geodetic System (1984 standard) and I'll come get you

Anonymous 06/14/21(Mon)22:07:21 No. 0ZS7TT8L [Report]

>>F2EUU1AM yea my dick is free, its an ass for gas world pal get on it

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Thanks for you concern Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)01:21:51 No. DHXTTPG9 [Report]

I am FrailLeaf, now if you want to believe me or not, it is up to you. But my old laptop suffered a catastrophic disk failure when I was away from home. I couldn't be back in time to run backups and I lost a whole bunch of nice memes and well.. credentials to login into my accounts. I made an account on sleepy.cafe with same @. I just need Sterence to approve me. But please guys, remember: >Noided is a sis :blobcathearttrans >Cassidy might still be lurking around your home to get your finger measurements (freak) >Sterence is well, making friends with rodents (wtf) >grumbulon please never ever call me gay and put that in a video (i will nuclear strike your base) Fucking sterence, approve me account matey. I love Mitsuha Miyamizu.

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Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)17:46:39 No. I2UC9YMM [Report] >>V6UPNW84

>>AQBF0AOO It needs to have her husband pen in it

Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)00:00:44 No. MEYSAXU0 [Report]

>>AQBF0AOO I give it a C-: needs lens flare, maybe some gradients, some vector tracing and better texture filtering for the blood splatter

Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)00:01:24 No. V6UPNW84 [Report] >>NPLBCB5D

>>I2UC9YMM pen is made of chicken jitters

Anonymous 06/14/21(Mon)21:22:34 No. USQEIV5P [Report]

>>BNQNIA7J this is truly nothing

Anonymous 06/14/21(Mon)21:27:12 No. NPLBCB5D [Report]

>>V6UPNW84 what is this supposed to mean

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Melvin Revolution Melvin [over 13bln exp] 06/12/21(Sat)00:32:41 No. GGHHHC0Z [Report]

Melvins everywhere, our time has come! !!! STAND UP !!!

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Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)00:41:31 No. RHOW3V12 [Report] >>ZGS35UF0

>>GGHHHC0Z (OP) This is you melvin

Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)08:18:10 No. ZGS35UF0 [Report] >>3FMSVLP6


Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)17:03:25 No. 3FMSVLP6 [Report]

>>ZGS35UF0 >melvin can't handle hard pussy ngmi

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Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)14:16:48 No. XDK4K4GD [Report]

Is it really over is /pen/ finally kill

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Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)18:45:24 No. VLMQ69P8 [Report] >>RP1O7AV6 >>H7552LJB

>>XDK4K4GD (OP) go home bud you're sleepwalking again. everyone you knew is long dead,, it's time to go back pal. don't make me tell god on you

Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)22:16:50 No. RP1O7AV6 [Report]

>>VLMQ69P8 my exact words rn i'm gonna hang myself in t-2 hours

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Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)00:21:33 No. H7552LJB [Report] >>CMOLEF4T

>>VLMQ69P8 Wow goodbye rip all

Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)00:25:12 No. CMOLEF4T [Report]

>>H7552LJB good bye ask satan what kind of lingire he likes i wanna get in good with the big man

Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)11:39:25 No. QUU3ADWE [Report]

>>XDK4K4GD (OP) :optimistic:

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Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)05:48:20 No. 9SKX08T4 [Report]


Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)08:13:42 No. WN4LNKN4 [Report]

>>9SKX08T4 (OP) Fuck off soybóy drink my delicious cock milk instead debil kurvo hajzle krávo

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bye Anonymous 06/10/21(Thu)15:18:01 No. PUL2UDJX [Report]

thank you forever

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Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)06:49:44 No. 3BDZJVA5 [Report] >>RXSOHS5S >>S8GDNLA1

>>0NYEP29H from where i'm sitting you all look like melvins, melvin

Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)07:24:23 No. RXSOHS5S [Report]

>>3BDZJVA5 look at this cool cat guy

Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)22:15:08 No. S8GDNLA1 [Report]

>>3BDZJVA5 lookie here looks we found one of em cool guys

Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)00:29:19 No. IYK4729W [Report]

>>6COCUV4D yeah, i'm a melvin a melvin who likes to party HARD

Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)00:38:59 No. 46C997TV [Report]

>>PUL2UDJX (OP) You'll be back before your lunch break

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Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)10:21:39 No. 7RLM9MJQ [Report]

Fuck niggers

Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)22:16:12 No. TLMM5PJC [Report] >>7GUWLMD6 >>R4TNDD5F

>>7RLM9MJQ (OP) this is fucked up why would you post something like this

Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)00:25:53 No. 7GUWLMD6 [Report]

>>TLMM5PJC maybe someone hates niggers (can't blame him) (they're awful)

Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)00:26:37 No. R4TNDD5F [Report]

>>TLMM5PJC maybe someone wants to fuck niggers (can't blame him) (they're hot)

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Godposter 05/27/21(Thu)01:40:43 No. VMSWE0RX [Report]

I'm a gay faggot :DD

Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)00:21:07 No. HL6YB67V [Report] >>VQNFNKN5

no your not you can be whatever you want

Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)02:01:41 No. VQNFNKN5 [Report]

>>HL6YB67V don't reply to this faggot he's literally only here to ask for attention, starve him

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jew sex Anonymous 06/10/21(Thu)00:34:06 No. 7SFD2TCK [Report]

I will have sex with FrailLeaf and a jewish cutie

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Anonymous 06/10/21(Thu)01:51:44 No. AICCON87 [Report] >>UH5S272Q >>QT3BVAIY

>>7SFD2TCK (OP) I will jave sex with FrailLeaf and this negro (black) (underage)

Anonymous 06/10/21(Thu)01:56:33 No. UH5S272Q [Report] >>3IS8QVB7 >>LQ1PAEQP

>>AICCON87 thats a soft pussy

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Anonymous 06/10/21(Thu)01:59:59 No. 3IS8QVB7 [Report] >>QT3BVAIY

>>UH5S272Q Hard

Anonymous 06/10/21(Thu)02:03:58 No. QT3BVAIY [Report]

>>AICCON87 >>3IS8QVB7 very nice and lovely cunny (underage) Negro underage sex? whoa :smile:

Anonymous 06/10/21(Thu)15:50:08 No. LQ1PAEQP [Report]

>>UH5S272Q was gonna say this

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